Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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