just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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