Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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