So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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