if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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