Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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