"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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