redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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