scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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