Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Two words: blizzard sex
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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