My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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