So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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