whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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