Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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