question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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