new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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