So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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