that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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