I don't think brook has ever known best
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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