why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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