how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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