I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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