I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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