we're blogging at a bar
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize