Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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