I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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