woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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