This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
