OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
two words...techno handjob
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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