Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
