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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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