My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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