its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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