i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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