You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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