Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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