How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
