is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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