Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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