He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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