last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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