Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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