it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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