Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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