I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just google imaged poop.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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