everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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