So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Please don't give away my fajitas
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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