Having a random hookup so left but love u
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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