absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Sorry about my life...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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