when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Never joke about your clitoris.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
